The Bandwidth of a Dick

1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
4. On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TeraBytes/sec


I am getting 15 Mb/s at home from Verizon. The human body is the most ridiculous system ever. We have a long way to go in the field of data storage and delivery. All we have to do is find out how to store data in a sperm and then we can pump semen around the world. It will be the new FiOS!